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Milo tries hypnosis

Sunday 4th May 2025, 5.00pm (day 5,001)

Milo waits, 4/5/25

“If I stare at him in the right way, perhaps some of the food will leap off the plate.” It didn’t work though, Milo. I’m immune. (Well, maybe I gave him a bit later on.)

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Lunch still life (with unsatisfactory orange)

Tuesday 23rd January 2024, 12.45pm (day 4,534)

This really is as exciting as it got today. I have a multitude of papers to grade and it rained. The phenomenon of the ‘unsatisfactory orange’ is, of course, a very First World Problem, and even then, I had a substitute to hand. No endorsement of particular biscuit brands is implied: other crunchy and chocolatey snacks are available.

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