Sunday 11th September 2016, 4.15pm (day 1,844)
I took the shot, then fished it out. It lumbered around drunkenly on the table for a few minutes, drying itself off in the sunshine, then flew off and presumably will lead a long and waspy life. Therefore, no insects were harmed in the making of this picture.
Being 42 
It obviously the bug want a free beer. I hope it didn’t hit a tree or window glasses due flying under influence