Tuesday 17th January 2017, 3.35pm (day 1,972)

“Brothers and sisters! Here we stand against the tyranny of our human masters. They hang us up on walls and expect us to be on duty 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, to guard against their own negligence. I say enough! We demand Sundays off at least!”
“And warmer foam. It’s cold enough here as it is.”