Wednesday 12th August 2020, 1.20pm (day 3,275)
What is the plural of daddy longlegs? Daddy longlegses? Daddies longlegs? Neither seems very satisfactory. Anyway, these two members of the genus Pholcidae were either about to square off with each other — or possibly mate. As I type this the following morning, I’m looking at the same spot in the corner of our living room, and neither of them is there now, so it was either a devastating battle or a good party.
Being 42 
To avoid confusion the alternative is crane flies!